- Date 2008-01-01 18:27 - Subject Share your piece of friendly advice in 2008: - Security Public - Tags in my head

True story. I'm living it as I type. Decided I could sacrifice my (good?) name  
to help out my friends in the interest of creating a sort of 
Perverse or Reverse Resolution List. 

"Due to your excellant advice, I will never _______ in 2008, or any day thereafter."

So, please fill in the blanks to save your flist future humiliation :

I will not __________ .

While trying to convince myself ___________ .

Because my experience in so doing proved __________ .

So really, take my advice and don't try it!




I will not cut up a CORNDOG in my lettuce, broccoli, and spinach salad. 
No matter how much I wanted to add some sort of protein and/or meat or cheese flavor but literally had nothing else in the house.

While trying to convince myself it tasted just like a Mick's Fried Chicken Salad.

Because my experience in so doing proved regardless of your keen imagination, it tastes exactly and disgustingly like cornbread and a hotdog in lettuce, spinach, broccoli with ranch dressing. And that is possibly the newest "you know you're a redneck if..." punchline which you have spent your entire life going out of your way to prove is sooo not true of you,  regardless of your state of origin. 

So really, take my advice and don't try it.
ps. tried my first 'below the cut' but failed. Maybe next time :p